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Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Created on 2005-06-18 13:39:53 (#7468924), last updated 2008-04-06
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| Name: | Suzy |
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| Birthdate: | 04-23 |
| Location: | Cumberland, Rhode Island, United States |
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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